This reeking crime against humanity was obviously designed for the specialist “food pervert” market. First start with some carbohydrate-like substance. Add red dye number three. Oh come on add a little more! Still not enough… come on now… more! Then and something else until they match the color of the jumpsuits that the ISIS hostages wear in their beheading videos. Now add a spicy hot fishy oil. Not finished? Add the attached package of powdered chocolate and shake shake shake!
Crime: The chocolate, habanero, fried salamander taste will NOT go away. We recommend you wash these down with bleach. – DB