Do you want to know what’s criminal about this cup ramen? I’ll get to it. Apparently this cup ramen is created by a famous chef, like Gordon Ramsey releasing a freeze dried Beef Wellington. But that’s not the crime. That this Taiwan ramen is so spicy that I, a man who adds copious amounts of chilli to every dish I make, find snot running from my nose and tears pouring from my eyes as I eat it, is not the crime either. Here the quite barbaric crime is that no other cup ramen is even a patch on this one. Come on cup ramen makers of Japan, pull your fingers out. The bar has been set and it is set bloody high, and the conbini crime court is in session.
This article is from 2016 and may be out of date.