Crime: A bad pun (are you lost?) mixed with deep fried squid with a sweet mayonnaise taste that LINGERS, all for the suspiciously low price of ¥100+tax. Did I mentioned that they are shaped like dicks that have been flattened out with a hydraulic press? I can imagine that these would be tolerable with copious amounts of booze. For the frugal hanami-er, perhaps? Sentence: eating these sober
This article is from 2016 and may be out of date.