Crime: Food scientists at this “No. 1 Brand” have used the latest modern technology and neural networks to find a way to put less than 1% real fruit juice in their “banana” “water”; containing a whole half a percent of fruit juice, the rest of this concoction is a marvel of modern chemistry that would make Walter White blush. Not for the faint hearted, but hey, at least it’s “low calorie”. Punishment: eating a real banana
This article is from 2016 and may be out of date.