Assange denies interfering in Nagoya election

In other Nagoya election news, the Ecuadorian Embassy in London has announced that they have denied Julian Assange access to the Internet on the grounds that they suspect him of interfering in the upcoming Nagoya Mayoral elections, a claim the Wikileaks founder stringently denies.

“I have absolutely no interest in the Nagoya Election,” said the blonde mop-top who is facing allegations of sexual assault – something of current a trend in today’s top political figures. “All I was doing was accessing Japanese pornography which has a tendency to cater towards my, umm, sexual peccadilloes.”

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